I keep hitting "ENTER" on my keyboard, and expecting my post written here to be posted...
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
I'm the other way around: I hit enter to start a new paragraph on Facebook and then say several rude words and find the edit function and go back and hit shift enter.