BSG's "Complaints"....

[TPFKA@W]

Wow. If that don't make your anal sphincter pucker I wouldn't know what would.

[MajGenl.Meade]

This did:

Last night before bed I was sitting in the (ahem) bathroom with shorts and underwear around my ankles (do not imagine that or it will be mind's eye eradication time again) when a camel spider (often called 'sun spider' here) rushed in under the door and straight toward my feet. I gave a shriek and a great leap right over it and span quickly around only to see it reverse direction and head once again for my feet. I bounded sideways and the damn thing followed! I realised it was trying to hide in the dark shadow and safety of the folds of my ankled garments! My next leap took me clean out of those – and in passing I managed to swipe the poor beast dead with a clipboard I was holding (don’t bother asking). Sweeping it up on the board, I dumped the mangled man-killer into the toilet and resumed my seat. A three-inch long millipede walked in under the door

A similar critter from the US of A:


Meade

[TPFKA@W]

Ah, nature's laxative.

Do you need a care package of American toilet paper? Wiping with clipboards sounds brutal.

[MajGenl.Meade]

Well the truth of course is that I was working on a Samurai sudoku puzzle. Hence the clipboard. Sometimes when a little constipated I like to relax on the throne and work one out with a pencil.

Meade

[TPFKA@W]

Can't you get someone to do it for you? I mean it sounds like grunt work.


I am surprised constipation is ever an issue what with those spiders dashing about.

[MajGenl.Meade]

Can't you get someone to do it for you? I mean it sounds like grunt work.

I am surprised constipation is ever an issue what with those spiders dashing about.

What fun is sudoku if someone else does it for you? Oddly, I have little difficulty working out Fiendish or Evil puzzles but "Hard" defeats me every time. Thank goodness for a decent rubber!

Meade

[TPFKA@W]

I am not a suduko person.

I am a nurse of many years
and often have helped
many "work it out".

I was digitally skilled before the digital age.

Rubber indeed. Vinyal is safer.

[MajGenl.Meade]

What is that? Some kind of Mississippi cabernet?

[oldr_n_wsr]

Way too much information.

[TPFKA@W]

There is no such thing as TMI in nursing.

[Lord Jim]

I gave a shriek and a great leap right over it and span quickly around only to see it reverse direction and head once again for my feet. I bounded sideways and the damn thing followed! I realised it was trying to hide in the dark shadow and safety of the folds of my ankled garments! My next leap took me clean out of those – and in passing I managed to swipe the poor beast dead with a clipboard

Pity there's no video...

That would be a big hit on You Tube....

[Sue U]

What is that? Some kind of Mississippi cabernet?

That sent shivers down my spine.

And then I laughed.

[TPFKA@W]

Just learned today that Joe Guy is a cross dressing psychopath.

ETA spelling.

[Joe Guy]

I just discovered that @W has a pre-owned stick up her butt.

edited for spelling.

[oldr_n_wsr]

Just learned today that Joe Guy is a cross dressing psychopath.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[TPFKA@W]

Just learned today that Joe Guy is a cross dressing psychopath.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

I never said it at all let alone as if it were a bad thing. I am "broad minded" and it does not bother me in the least.

[oldr_n_wsr]

[Lord Jim]

Looks like oldr got the last word...

Congratulations!

[oldr_n_wsr]

Does a smiley count as a word?

[No Greater Fool]

No.