They vote and breed

[Scooter]

[Scooter]

[Big RR]

Those guys look pretty big to breed; how do they attract the female of the species?

[MajGenl.Meade]

I don't think you spell "attack" that way . . .

[Sue U]

Those guys look pretty big to breed; how do they attract the female of the species?

Evidently there's some sort of cultural ritual that involves display of the male's proxy penis, although the data suggests it is rarely successful, particularly in specimens of such advanced age.

[Big RR]

I was thinking the same thing might be true, although with those large proxies, their peni must be tiny--even of Trumpian proportions.

[ex-khobar Andy]

It's a good thing they are wearing camouflage - we don't want them standing out in a crowd. But maybe that's how they sneak up on the women.

Caption: 'Two diet Cokes, please!'

[Joe Guy]

It's a good thing they are wearing camouflage - we don't want them standing out in a crowd.

Thanks for pointing out the camouflage. Until then, all I saw was two AR15 style rifles tilted toward some type of fast food restaurant counter…

[Burning Petard]

They may be displaying an advanced type of personal armor. Information from people in Louisiana and Texas who hunt feral hogs tell me that the layer of fat some of the swine develop absorbs the energy of the bullet very efficiently and the bullet does not get to important internal organs, to the point that shot placement in the head is more important as the pigs are bigger. 'Course I don't want to be making any hasty judgements, but this pair seems to be severely handicapped at the common tactical scoot and shoot, or to keep down and crawl as close to the ground as you can.

But they certainly do present powerful arguments in the debate over the Second Amendment.

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[Big RR]

Was the first guy in Duck Dynasty? Or ZZ Top? Sure, he let himself go, but it's been a while.

[Bicycle Bill]

.... this pair seems to be severely handicapped at the common tactical scoot and shoot, or to keep down and crawl as close to the ground as you can.

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Their MOS is probably "bullet-catcher".

-"BB"-